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Old 07-30-2007, 02:00 AM
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Is This Our Future??

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:15 AM
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LOL. That's pretty good!!!
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:25 AM
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Pretty good
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:16 AM
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hahahahaha good one
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:57 AM
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I didn't see that coming! haha nice nice


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Old 07-30-2007, 05:06 AM
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I was waiting for the viagra punchline.
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Old 07-30-2007, 06:15 AM
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funny I did not see that coming either
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Old 07-30-2007, 06:51 AM
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caught me by suprise
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Old 07-30-2007, 08:26 AM
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