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Couple and Convict

Couple & Convict
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's an
escaped convict, look at the clothes. He probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
****, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey. I love you"

The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you

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