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post #1 of 7 Old 03-22-2011, 11:27 AM Thread Starter
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Cowboy Boots

Haven't seen this one here yet.

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten
students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him
pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got
the
second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little
boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough,
they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She
managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the right feet.. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't
you say so?' like she wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his
little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're
my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what
grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years!

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Thats Hilarious!!!!

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Thats funny right there

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lol I would of told him, here you little punk carry your boots and walk home barefooted.
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