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Old 03-11-2011, 12:56 PM
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the itch

> Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Ted the
> Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that
> the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them,
> but he had to try.
>
>
> One day Ted revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
> Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and
> said that he could arrange for Ted to more than satisfy his desire,
> but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Ted
> readily agreed to the scheme.
>
> The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
> little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed . Soon after she
> dressed , the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned
> to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the
> King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
> would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the
> saliva of Ted would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
>
> The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Ted to their
> chambers.. Horatio then slipped Ted the antidote for the itching
> powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Ted
> worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
> The Queen's itching was eventually relieved , and Ted left satisfied
> and hail ed as a hero.. Upon returning to his chamber, Ted found
> Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins . With his obsession
> now satisfied , Ted couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio
> could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him
> to 'get lost'.
>
> The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
> powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned ted.
>
> The moral of the story.............
>
> Pay your bills
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