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Old 03-11-2011, 08:07 AM
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Daddy ate my fingers!

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!


DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'






































































She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'
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Old 03-11-2011, 08:19 AM
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Old 03-11-2011, 08:27 AM
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Yepper!! That's a good one to get my laugh on for a Friday morning.

For I need to be careful - I now have young grandkids.
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