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Just found these. A take off of the Chuck Norris jokes... A tad played out but I still laughed!
1. Truck Norris just looks like he's going over rough terrain. In actuality, the rough terrain is treading carefully beneath him, for fear of Truck Norris mighty wrath.
2. Truck Norris' suspension looks like it's being compressed, but it's really just the earth agreeing on its position to Truck Norris' tires.
3. "The Big Bang" is often mistaken for the one time Truck Norris has had to use his high beams.
4. Truck Norris is as close as he wants to be to the objects that appear in his side view mirrors.
5. If Truck Norris ever allowed himself to get caught for speeding, he'd let the cop off with a warning.
6. Truck Norris so cool that he doesn't need to turn into a robot like the other Autobots.
7. Truck Norris made the Kessel Run in less than ten parsecs.
8. Truck Norris went to a drag strip,... and moved it.
9. Truck Norris does not need a plow to move the snow becasue the wind is so scared of Truck Norris it blows the snow out of his way..
10. Truck Norris ****ed a wheel and oiled a Freightliner.... now known as Optimus Prime
11. Truck Norris once passed an emissions test......because he felt like it
12. Truck Norris never has to adjust his carb for altitude...he adjusts the altitude
13. The last woman to ride in Truck Norris instantly got pregnant and gave birth the very next morning to triplets with beards and iron fists
14. Sometimes, while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at Truck Norris
15. Truck Norris does not leak oil, he marks his territory.
16. Death quit driving because he had a near Truck Norris Experience
17. Truck Norris can touch MC Hummer
Anyone got more?