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Old 01-20-2011, 08:38 PM
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You might be a ricer if.....

Thought you guys might enjoy this:

YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...

... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking *** on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

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Old 01-23-2011, 05:41 PM
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The sad part is that all that is true
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Old 01-24-2011, 01:37 PM
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:59 PM
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yup all true, I love just pulling up to a honda car at a stop light and letting my truck spool up a bit and then just waste em when the light turns green
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u might be a ricer guy if you find yourself in a black cloud of smoke when you mouth off to the guy in the " big slow diesel"
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Old 02-06-2011, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Awelch View Post
u might be a ricer guy if you find yourself in a black cloud of smoke when you mouth off to the guy in the " big slow diesel"
so true i love how people dont understand that our trucks actually do haul a$$
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Old 02-06-2011, 08:31 PM
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like when i killed the jetta in town with the fart can and underglow right after i got my dp tuner and then he pulled into the gas station after me and said "man that thing is a beast"
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Old 02-06-2011, 08:42 PM
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like when i killed the jetta in town with the fart can and underglow right after i got my dp tuner and then he pulled into the gas station after me and said "man that thing is a beast"
i love when that happens
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Old 02-06-2011, 09:13 PM
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Yeah it was a good time
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