Members with daughters!!!!!!!!

[mschn99]

k....i figured some of you would want to print this Application to date my daughter so you could start the process of weeding out the bad applicants ........

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE:

This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________
2. HEIGHT ____________________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK______________________________________________ ______
5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP _________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___________________________ If No., EXPLAIN __________________________________________________ _
7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________________________
8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo_________________ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________
10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? __________________________________________________ _______________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ___________________
12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend __________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? __________
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________
c) A woman's place is in the ________________________________________
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _____________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her ______________
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
________________________________________ Signature ( That means your name, moron)
Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)

[power95]

what is wrong with a truck with oversized tires

[mschn99]

Originally Posted by power95

what is wrong with a truck with oversized tires

i guess that depends on if its your truck....or your daughters boyfriends truck....

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Last edited by mschn99 : 05-07-2006 at 07:17 PM.

[rajharley]

Thanks.....I've got three daughters.... ...I'll need this in the future

[mschn99]

Originally Posted by rajharley

Thanks.....I've got three daughters.... ...I'll need this in the future

i figured some guys would get a kick out of that

[rajharley]

mschn99,

I was not joking...I am gonna have to use something like this. Wish my daughters looked more like me....wouldn't have to worry about it then. THey look too much like thier momma.....I got some future problems..you can be sure of that. Always said I might do just like Will Smith and that other guy did in the movie BAD BOYS when that kid showed up to take his daughter on a date.....that was funny.

[99Smokin73Stroker]

Yeah it's always fun meeting mom and pop for the first time. Thank goodness I never got anything like that presented to me. I wouldn't have even gotten my pen out. I would have just left!

[mschn99]

Originally Posted by 99Smokin73Stroker

Yeah it's always fun meeting mom and pop for the first time. Thank goodness I never got anything like that presented to me. I wouldn't have even gotten my pen out. I would have just left!

lmao smoke......you and me both....if i ever filled anything like that out...i would have been dead by now...it would have been the first dad to hit me out of all the girls i dated...i may have made it through the first few if they missed...but eventually one of em would have got me

[gcop]

I have three girls myself, they all the phrase "my daddy sells guns" LOL.

[Rodslinger]

Originally Posted by gcop

I have three girls myself, they all the phrase "my daddy sells guns" LOL.

Two daughters here - both are expert shooters. I'll be sure their first date is an escorted trip to the range.