The Rules - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the conduct

User Tag List

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 Old 12-15-2010, 11:30 AM Thread Starter
<-Day Of Fail now SOLD

Join Date: May 2008
Location: Japan
Posts: 3,393
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Talking The Rules

Don't know if its a repost thought I'd share.

We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note. These are all numbered "1"

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Tyler T
Sold 2 April 2011
To some lucky SOB
2004 6.0 CC FX4 Lariat
It had all the right things missing or added

Originally Posted by DunesRunner08 View Post
Sponsored Links
post #2 of 6 Old 12-15-2010, 11:35 AM
Premium Member
ryandamo's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 1,205
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
that about sums it up

This would be great engraved on a nice plaque or something

2016 F450 6.7L XLT 4x4Dump, bone stock
1994 F250 7.3L XLT 4x4 ZF5 , Centurion, 4" Lift, 6637, Gulf Coast Bypass Filter, Big fuel tanks, dana 60 swap, No longer dually
1997 F350 7.3L XLT 4x4Dump, E4OD, 4 in exhaust, TS 6 position, 3/8 Trans line+external filter
2013 Scag Turf Tiger 61" 1.1L Caterpillar Diesel
1960 John Deere 440 Backhoe 2-53 detroit
ryandamo is offline  
post #3 of 6 Old 12-15-2010, 01:18 PM
Premium Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 1,177
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
I like rule 1.
carolinaboy02powerstroke is offline  
post #4 of 6 Old 12-15-2010, 01:59 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
Isakson's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Missouri
Posts: 977
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Originally Posted by carolinaboy02powerstroke View Post
I like rule 1.

1996 F 350 7.3L 4x4 226,000 Miles on the Clock and Still Tickin!
Edge Evolution: Extreme
Kobalt Tool Box

Isakson is offline  
post #5 of 6 Old 12-15-2010, 02:03 PM
Now I'm Strokin6.4Liters
Strokin6Liters's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 2,441
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Feedback Score: 8 reviews
Those are great

2015 CCLB F350 Dually King Ranch - SCT, Flo-Pro, No Limit Fabrication, Recon, Atomic LED

2008 CCSB F250 FX4 6 Speed - Spartan, KEM, S&B, Diamond Eye, Southbend, Top Gun Customz, Javelina, Ranch Hand, Bilstein, Toyo, XD, N-Fab, DDM, Southernlite LED, Weathertech, Recon, Kenwood, JL Audio, Flip Hitch - SOLD

2005 ECSB F250 - SCT, MBRP, ARP, FCDP, S&B, Autometer, Swamp's, Recon, JL Audio, MTX, Bushwacker, Westin, XD, Toyo - SOLD
Strokin6Liters is offline  
post #6 of 6 Old 12-17-2010, 02:10 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
Stroked777's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Scotia, NY
Posts: 180
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
i want to get this engraved and hung up in my house haha

2008 F350 King Ranch
PowerStroke 2.0: UNRATED
Stroked777 is offline  
Sponsored Links

Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome