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Old 06-29-2007, 07:46 PM
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this is funny

So this guy is walking around in the grocery store and he sees this really hot blond. She waves and says hi to him like she knows him. The guy gives it some thought but cannot figure out where he knows her from. Finally he sees her again in the store and just has to ask where he knows her from. She answers " You are the father of one of my children!". This really stumps him as he has never been unfaithful to his wife. Then he figures it out and says " Oh, you are that stripper that I had sex with at my bachelor party. Your stripper freind was whipping me with celery and stuck that carrot up my azz." The woman says very calmy " No! I am your sons math teacher."
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:57 PM
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it took me a minute

but thats funny chit right there
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:10 PM
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i thought that one would give ya a good laugh stump.
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:26 PM
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hahahah
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:28 PM
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WOW..........that was funny!
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:36 PM
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pooooops - the secrets out! lol wonder if Jr. passed the math class??
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:55 PM
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thad be embarasing LOL
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Old 07-02-2007, 01:22 PM
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: roll1: that is some funny stuff right there!!! lol i like that one hehehe
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Old 07-02-2007, 01:25 PM
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it took me a minute

but thats funny chit right there
Yeah I'm right there with you stump, I had to read it twice, but funny though
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:16 AM
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Nice one
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