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post #1 of 18 Old 12-13-2010, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you....
You are legally carrying a Colt 1911 - 45 caliber handgun and have been trained how to use it.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

.................................................. ..............
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

.................................................. ..........................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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post #2 of 18 Old 12-13-2010, 04:47 PM
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guess Im a southerner.. ha f you new jersey

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yeah im a southerner , those damn terrorist b***ards

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haha, no lie i litterally thought...duh. he's colored. shoot him in the foot and call all your buddies to see what they wanna do with him at the meeting tonight. hahaha

but thats cuz my buddies and i always make very racist comments. if your offended by it, your probably a democrat
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lol, thats hilarious

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you....
You are legally carrying a Colt 1911 - 45 caliber handgun and have been trained how to use it.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

.................................................. ..............
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

.................................................. ..........................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


.................................................. ...................
Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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if your offended by it, your probably a democrat
I like your train of thought

I guess I'm kinda in between Republican and Southerner, because I sure as hell would shoot more than once, but I was raised in Colorado

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I must be a Republican.....in MN I was taught to kill with the first shot!

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haha, no lie i litterally thought...duh. he's colored. shoot him in the foot and call all your buddies to see what they wanna do with him at the meeting tonight. hahaha

but thats cuz my buddies and i always make very racist comments. if your offended by it, your probably a democrat

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