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Old 06-21-2007, 01:47 PM
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
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Old 06-21-2007, 01:51 PM
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haha good one
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:11 PM
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Dumb blonde jokes are always funny
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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lol blond jokes are always funny in general... that was a funny one
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:45 AM
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hahahaha
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:51 AM
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I read this one out loud and now everyone in my house is laughing!!!!
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:51 AM
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OMG!!!!
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:57 AM
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that is a good one
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:15 AM
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As A Blonde Im very offended....

JUST KIDDING
Thats HILARIOUS!
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:23 AM
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LOL wow.....
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