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Old 06-20-2007, 08:14 PM
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Here's one for you Ditty

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and could't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship. It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead on the bottom of the ocean! We hauled her up onto the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise."
The old man immediately faxed back to the ship:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:26 PM
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That, was a GOOD one!!!
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:30 PM
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