For Men: Which is worse?

[DocB]

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found
the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[rajharley]

now that is funny....

[gregor]

Hopefully that guy has really fat fingers.

[rankroddin250]

LOL thats horible... chapstick tube LOL

[Big AL]

That's pretty good!

[Rwalker]

i think i would just move, forget the two women and start over, how embarrasing, but funny.

[Maintain]

The third one is exactly what I was thinking... LMAO...

[Manatee]

1.) Who cares. They come and go. That one's gone for sure

2.) Would tell her I lost it or something

3.) If she could get my johnson through my wedding band then I obviously would not be on this forum