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Old 06-20-2007, 08:54 PM
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Amish Elevator

Amish elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above
the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse
order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . . .
"Go get your mother."
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:56 PM
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Ha hahahahaha!!!!
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Old 06-21-2007, 06:54 AM
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thats perdy dern fernny
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:56 AM
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And where was this elevator located?
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:25 PM
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lol i knew that was coming but it's still funny nonetheless.
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:27 PM
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Go get your mother!
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:35 AM
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haha if only elevators were like that!!! hahah
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:17 PM
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I second that Julie!!!
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:23 PM
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That's pretty funny....BTW where's my ugly a** boss?
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