Duct Tape

[DocB]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He Walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know
that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her. "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
And what happened then? Asked Jeff.
"I kicked her in the face."

[Julie]

:LOL: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY!!! hahahaha..

[Diesel Nick]

LMAO that was great!

[jphelzer]

[Big AL]

[rankroddin250]

true story. the duck tape hurts when you pull it off an its stick to all those little hairs LOL

[Rob]

man that is a funny one!!