Is this PC?

[MrJohnWayne]

Dont know if it's a repost. Sorry if it is.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."



2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."



3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."



4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."



5.She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."



6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."



2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."



3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."



4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."



5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of “RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."



6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's"REAR CLEAVAGE."

[SCUFFY828]

so i guess thats about the same as coming down with anal glycoma , cause i cant see my *** going to work tomorrow

[MrJohnWayne]

hahahah Good one Scott!

[DrPMR]

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."


LMAO

[Big AL]

Pretty good!

[Logan]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

Um, excuse me, I think I fit into this as well. Geez. Come on JW

[MrJohnWayne]

Hey Logan I didnt write it If I did you'd def. be in there hahaha

[Julie]

LOL... rear cleavage... haha thats a funny one!!!

[rajharley]

this si the most humor I have seen on here in one day....first three posts I opened were funny. what a way to start the day.