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Michigan humor
Michigan humor
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Thought you might like this for your You know you're from Michigan >> When... >> group! >> >> COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . >> >> 60 above zero: >> >> Floridians turn on the heat. >> People in Michigan plant gardens. >> >> 50 above zero: >> >> Californians shiver uncontrollably. >> People in Michigan sunbathe. >> >> 40 above zero: >> >> Italian & English cars won't start. >> People in Michigan drive with the windows down. >> >> 32 above zero: >> >> Distilled water freezes. >> The water in Lake Michigan gets thicker. >> >> 20 above zero: >> >> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. >> People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. >> >> 15 above zero: >> >> New York landlords finally turn up the heat. >> People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. >> >> Zero: >> >> People in Miami all die. >> Michiganders close the windows. >> >> 10 below zero: >> >> Californians fly away to Mexico . >> People in Michigan get out their winter coats. >> >> 25 below zero: >> >> Hollywood disintegrates. >> The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. >> >> 40 below zero: >> >> Washington DC runs out of hot air. >> People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors. >> >> 100 below zero: >> >> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. >> Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. >> >> 460 (-459.67 F below zero): >> >> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.) >> People in Michigan start saying..."Cold 'nough fer ya?" >> >> 500 below zero: >> >> Hell freezes over. >> Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late. 
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