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Old 06-18-2007, 09:37 PM
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You Gotta Love Old Men

YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN

I was at the mall the other day, eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once, had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:14 AM
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Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....
 

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hahaha Good one!
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:50 AM
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hahahaha I got to use that one today!
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:54 AM
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thats funny
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:44 AM
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Excellent !!!!!

Hey, who you callin old ???

Ken....
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:05 AM
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ahahahahaha thats funny as hell
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Old 06-19-2007, 09:56 AM
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that IS funny!!! LOL.... wow... i have to remember that story... its great!!!
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Old 06-19-2007, 10:00 AM
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That's a good one!
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