Bill Clinton at the Yankees Game

[bigcountrysg]

>> Subject: Bill, Hillary and the Yankees
>>
>>While still president, Bill and Hillary are at a
> Yankees home game, sitting in the first row with the
> Secret Service people directly behind them.
>>One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
> whispers something to Bill.
>>At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at
> Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head
> "no." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a
> unanimous request of the entire team, from the
> owner of the team to the bat boy."
>>Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when
> the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill
> shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is
> what the people want. C'mere Hilly, baby."
>>With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar
> and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
> her right over the wall onto the field.
>>She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
> "!^$#@&!". The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are
> jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and high-fiving.
> Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
>>He leans over to the agent and says, "How about
> that! I would have never believed how much everyone
> would enjoy that!"
>>Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks
> what is wrong.
>>The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to
> throw out the first Pitch."
>> >

[cj41foley]

thats funny right thar

[straycat]

hahaha funny