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Old 06-05-2007, 04:26 AM
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Yankees and Red Sox

>> One foggy night a Yankees fan is heading north from New York, and a
> Red
>> Sox
>> fan
>> is driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit
>> each
>> other head-on, mangling both cars.
>>
>> The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
> He
>> looks
>> at his twisted car, and says: "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
>>
>> Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured; he, too,
> feeling
>> lucky
>> fortunate to have survived.
>>
>> The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan, and says:
>> "Hey, man. I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
>> differences
>> and live as friends, instead of being rivals."
>>
>> The Red Sox fan thinks for a minute, and says: "You know, you're
>> absolutely
>> right. We should be friends! In fact, I'm going to see if something
> else
>> survived wreck." And he pops open his trunk and removes a full,
> undamaged
>> bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says: "I think this is another sign we
> should
>> toast
>> our newfound friendship."
>>
>> The Yankees fan agrees, and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half
> the
>> bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan, and says: "Your turn!"
>>
>> The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
>> bottle
>> over
>> the bridge into the river, and says: "Nah. I think I'll just wait for
> the
>> cops
>> to show up."
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Old 06-05-2007, 05:36 AM
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dang that would suck
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Old 06-05-2007, 06:11 AM
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Old 06-09-2007, 03:33 AM
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hahaha, set up hahaha.
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