9 Words Women Use

[jphelzer]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Logan]

Was that in the bible somewhere? Because all of that is 100% true. Word of God...

[Julie]

Originally Posted by jphelzer

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

LOL... i agree it is true... hahaha... they have that for men somwhere.. ill have to find it some day.... i love it though...

[rankroddin250]

I take advantage of #4 all the time i know what the true meaning is but i let it bite her in the ***... dont play games just tell me "NO!"

then when i get home and shes all pised and i ask whats wrong i get #3 LOL followed by #5 and usualy end up sleeping on the couch how true!!!!

[Julie]

Originally Posted by rankroddin250

I take advantage of #4 all the time i know what the true meaning is but i let it bite her in the ***... dont play games just tell me "NO!"

then when i get home and shes all pised and i ask whats wrong i get #3 LOL followed by #5 and usualy end up sleeping on the couch how true!!!!

women are bad about just saying no... men should know when its a no... LOL

[Blue01F250]

i just wanna know if you ever log off this site?? lol man! Marc has created a monster!!

oh, and he speaketh the truth!

[Dave]

I know this is in the humor section but that is the most true statement i have ever seen

[KAW3604x4]

That must be the reason I have so many problems at home. I HEAR everyone of those words and they just go in one ear and out the other. My understanding is that if I don't understand what is meant by the words spoken, it does not apply to me.

To be honest, my wife and I know, for the most part, what each other are thinking.

[jphelzer]

To be fair... :whistle:

Words Men Use

It’s a guy thing.
There is no rational pattern connected with it and you [woman] will have no chance at all of making sense of it.

Can I help with dinner?
This usually means what is taking you so long to make dinner…no I really do not want to help.

"Uh huh", or "sure honey", or "yes dear"
This is a conditional response and means nothing. They are probably blanking out what you are saying – happens during sports on T.V.

It would take too long to explain.
This actually means they [men] have no idea how it works or how to fix something.

Take a break honey, you are working too hard.
This means that whatever she is doing he can not hear the game on T.V. [i.e. Vacuuming]

That’s interesting dear.
This means are you still talking about that same thing. I’m really not interested.

You know how bad my memory is.
Means – I remember everything that interests me but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary.

Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself. It’s no big deal.
Really means – I have severed a limb and may bleed to death, but I am not hurt. I need to go to the hospital for stitches, but I am a man. OR I need you to help me now before I bleed to death before your eyes.

Hey, I have got my reasons for what I am doing.
Really means – I will think of a reason really soon and then I will tell you.

I can’t find it
I am clueless – nothing just fell into my open arms when I was standing there.

What did I do this time?
Really means – what did you catch me doing now that I should not be doing?

I heard you
Means, I have not the foggiest idea what you are talking about or what you just said and I am having trouble faking it.

You know I could never love anyone else
Translated means - I am used to how you yell at me and I know it could be worse with someone else.

You look terrific
Means – please do not try on another outfit, we have to go.

I am not lost; I know exactly where we are.
Translated means – No one will ever see us again and I am too proud to ask for directions.

We share the housework
Translated means – I make the mess and she cleans them up.

[06TWO50Diesel]

WOW! how true were those 9! i couldn't stop laughing because of a conversation I had that was almost just like all of them. It ended well... but I responded according to "the code" without reading this yet haha!


-nate