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Old 05-30-2007, 01:55 PM
Jeff_Northon Jeff_Northon is offline
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Pet fish

A man was stopped by a game warden in Idaho recently with two coolers
full of live fish.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"

"Naw, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the Snake River and let 'em

swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into
this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "Well it's
the truth. I'll show you."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the Snake River and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:03 PM
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:03 PM
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Good one!!!!
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:34 PM
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LOL i live on the snake river and the fish narks can be jerks LOL thats a good one!
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:53 PM
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Good one - What fish?
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:01 PM
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What fish? :whistle:
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Old 05-31-2007, 08:18 AM
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good one!
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Old 06-09-2007, 03:30 AM
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That was a good one hahaha
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