Redneck Computer Terminology

[Big AL]

Redneck Computer Terms!

· BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
· BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
· BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.
· BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
· CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.
· CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
· TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.
· CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
· DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.
· DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.
· FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.
· HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
· HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
· INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
· KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
· MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
· MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.
· MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
· MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
· NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
· ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
· ROM - Where the pope lives.
· SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
· SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
· SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
· SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

[MrJohnWayne]

where do yall find this stuff?

[jphelzer]

Printed that one for work. Thanks.

[Big AL]

Originally Posted by MrJohnWayne

where do yall find this stuff?

My 'ring' of offshore buddies are always sending me this kind of crap!

[stump0331]

oh boy another joker

[straycat]

hahaha good one.