This Here's for Stump!!!

[Big AL]

Reasons for Allowing Drinking At Work

• It's an incentive to show up.
• It reduces stress.
• It leads to more honest communications.
• It reduces complaints about low pay.
• It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
• Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
• It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
• It encourages carpooling.
• Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
• It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
• It makes fellow employees look better.
• It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
• Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
• Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
• Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
• No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.

[7.3pôw뮧†rôkè §rt10ëà†êr]

Oh My God, Laughing on the ground re-reading everyminute!!! haha!!!!

[stump0331]

i need to post that on or work announcememnt board

that is funny as hell

[pipelayerjdh]

I'll bring that up at the next butt chewing meeting

[Blue01F250]

so, i can deduce from the many drunk related jokes titled for Stump, that Stump likes drinking???

[Big AL]

Originally Posted by Blue01F250

so, i can deduce from the many drunk related jokes titled for Stump, that Stump likes drinking???

I think he will drink a beer now & then!

[stump0331]

i been known to have one or 2

[ABOBB]

I think the most popular phrase to leave Stumps mouth in Texas was "I like beer"!!!

Stumps just a good ole guy who like to drink one or two, and have a good time. When's the Louisiana meet Stump??

[stump0331]

i dont know i guess i need to start plannin that

[Blue01F250]

Well, hopfully we'll get a national meet going and we can see how much he drinks in Oklahoma!