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05-29-2007, 11:08 AM
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Serenity Under Pressure
Serenity Under Pressure
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ‘pizzed’ me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ‘azz’ that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday. And help me to remember: When I am having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to ‘pizz’ me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. 
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05-29-2007, 11:11 AM
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 I really like the 100% at work!!
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06-09-2007, 03:20 AM
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hahaha good one
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05-05-2008, 12:44 AM
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I can def. relate to the 100% at work. esp the 5% on friday.
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