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Old 05-27-2007, 01:51 PM
Big AL Big AL is offline
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OK - Here's One More (I'll quit for today).

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 47 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shi*!"
Only the states of South Carolina, West Virginia and Arkansas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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Old 05-27-2007, 08:06 PM
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Old 05-27-2007, 08:39 PM
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LOL hold my beer and watch this
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Old 05-27-2007, 08:57 PM
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That's funny... and the worst part is.. I've heard those words before!!!
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:38 AM
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hell ive said em.........oh wait i dont let nobody hold my beer,
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:10 PM
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haha Good one!
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Old 05-28-2007, 01:57 PM
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Hilarious

Though I'm pretty sure Texas shoulda been included in that.
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Old 06-05-2007, 06:47 PM
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LMAO!!!! good one
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Old 06-05-2007, 07:24 PM
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Hilarious

Though I'm pretty sure Texas shoulda been included in that.
As well as us REDNECKs in Florida
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Old 06-09-2007, 04:35 AM
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hahahaha, good one.
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