Shopping at Home Depot

[bigcountrysg]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they accidentally collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,
a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

[2005F250]

thats funny

[MrJohnWayne]

Dirty old man.....

[Big AL]

You are really doing it today!!!!

[shu873]

Originally Posted by MrJohnWayne

Dirty old man.....

I'm 33 years old and I've got the dirty old man syndrome too... I don't think there's a certain age where it starts.

[straycat]

hahaha good one.

[rfdunk]

Originally Posted by shu873

I'm 33 years old and I've got the dirty old man syndrome too... I don't think there's a certain age where it starts.

I dont think you can be a dirty old man at 33. I think at that age they call you a pervert.

[SMKSTAX]

Definitely not a dirty old man at 33. I'd be knockin on deaths door at 39.