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Old 05-17-2007, 12:16 PM
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Talking Grandmas Doctor visit

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it hel! ps me s leep at night ."

You gotta love Grandmas!
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:20 PM
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lol, for a minute I thought this was about your grandma. You had me worried there for a minute man.
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:21 PM
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Thats why i put the smilie like that there hoped noone would worry
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:22 PM
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Quote:
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Thats why i put the smilie like that there hoped noone would worry
didn't see the smile until you said something
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:27 PM
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thats pretty funny right there+

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Old 05-17-2007, 12:45 PM
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good one!
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:09 PM
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That's a good one...

I was like these other guys.. was a little worried, until I saw the smilie, and noticed what section this was posted in!!!
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:13 PM
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Thats purty funny right thar
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Old 06-09-2007, 03:53 AM
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Good one.

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Old 05-05-2008, 01:57 AM
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nothing like a little peace of mind.
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