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Old 05-07-2007, 08:23 AM
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It's your lucky night...

I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, sang some bawdy songs, & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter to make up a threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:




" Hey Mom you still awake?"

Ken....
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Old 05-07-2007, 08:31 AM
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Hahaha, thats pretty dern funny right thar.
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:00 PM
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DANG !!!!!!!!!

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Old 05-07-2007, 02:10 PM
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I dont' think I'd have gotten into that situation in the first place.. but if I had, and heard her say that.. I'd have run the other direction, just as soon as I woke up from fainting!!!!
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Old 05-09-2007, 01:34 AM
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oh yuck that is just nasty but funny as hell
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:33 AM
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Old 06-09-2007, 04:07 AM
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your sic hahaha.
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