LOL!

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.?

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't ?step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, ??There are ducks all over the place.?
It is ?almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they try their best ?to avoid them, The first woman accidentally steps on one. ?

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.?St. ?Peter chains them together and says,?'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to ?
Spend ?eternity chained to this ugly man!'??
The ?next day, The second woman steps accidentally on a duck And along comes St. Peter, ?Who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together With the same admonishment as for the first woman.?

The third woman has observed all this and,??Not ?wanting to be chained For all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she ?steps.

She manages to go months ?Without stepping on any ducks, But One day St.?Peter comes up to her With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.?



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,?'I don't know about you, But I stepped on a Duck.

[95dieselsmoke]

are the "?" meant to be in there?... funny joke though

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[sea71]

Originally Posted by 95dieselsmoke

are the "?" meant to be in there?... funny joke though

I dont know. I just copied and pasted it. lol.