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Old 11-02-2009, 10:32 AM
5spdpowerstroke 5spdpowerstroke is offline
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johnny and susie

johnny and susie, a couple from the DEEP south just got married and left for their honeymoon. about 3hrs later johnny showed up at his house and his dad answered the door.

dad: Johnny, what are you doing home, and where is susie?!?!?

johnny: well dad, to be honest, shes dead.

dad: DEAD?!!? what happened?

johnny: well dad, we were goin down the road, in the limo, and i couldn't help myself, i wanted her right there and then, and i found something out that i just couldn't live with.

dad: what did your find out?

johnny: well dad, i found out she was a virgin.

dad: what did you do??

johnny: well, i shot her azz and threw her in the river.

dad: its a damn good thing you did!! if she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!
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