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Old 10-31-2009, 06:04 PM
choctaw choctaw is offline
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Little Johnny

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they
go back to mum and dads for the night.

In the morning, Fred's little brother, Johnny,
gets up and has
his breakfast. As he is going out of the door
to go to school, he asks his
mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, no. Johnny asks, do you know what
I think?

His mum replies, never mind what you think!
Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum,
is Fred and Mary
up yet?

She replies, no. Johnny says, do you know what
I think?
His mum replies, never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and
go back to school.

After school, he comes home and asks, is Fred
and Mary up yet?
His mum says, no.

Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum
replies, OK! What do you think?

He says, well, last night Fred came in for the
Vaseline and I think I gave
him my airplane glue.
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:11 PM
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:19 PM
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new meaning to the burning sensation....
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:22 PM
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That's worse than using Vick's Vapor rub....
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:23 PM
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That's worse than using Vick's Vapor rub....
How would you know that?
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:34 PM
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talk about being stuck in a relationship!
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:57 PM
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How would you know that?

It was dark, and to the touch they feel the same for about 13.2 seconds....
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