Frank Goes to Heaven

[choctaw]

one night , in his sleep frank passes away.
arrives in heaven, and st.peter says welcome FRANK !!
frank say oh my gosh !! caint be ?! im not ready ! i caint leave my wife now !!
please can i go back for just a little while longer ? please please ?
st. peter says, but Frank, you've made it !! frank say i know, but please just a little longer.....
st.peter says, ok, hold on. i'll go see...
little while later st.peter comes back, looking in his book, and says...frank, i have good and bad news....
which do u want 1st ?
frank says gve me the good news first, st.peter says. its been approved, you can go back for a little while...
frank says oh ! joy !!! now whats the bad news..???
st.peter says... you'll have to go back as a chickin.....it's all we have left.
frank says..WHAT ?!!? a chickin ? st.peter says. take it or leave it. thats all we have.
frank says..ok... at least i can see my wife, hanging clothes, mowing the yard, and stuff, from the chickin coop...ok...yes. i'll do it....
POOF !!!!
frank shows up on the chickin yard, and after a few stress filled days, learning the pecking order of chickins...he settles in and is doing ok.. even see's his wife now and then.
then one afternoon, frank not feeling so good, kinda slumps up against the chickin house...groaning....
the head rooster stops by and says..hey frank ? whats up ?
franks says, dunno ? feeling bloated. like i've got gas really bad.. starting to hurt..
head rooster says, awwww. heck frank, ya probly gonna lay an egg...
frank says what ?!?! lay an egg ? rooster says , it be ok frank..just squat down a little and PUSH. ..
frank tries it.. and wow !! he lays an egg !! all these motherly feelings come flooding in !!! frank is just amazed with this beautifull egg !!
after a short time frank has anothe pain !! another egg !! now frank has six eggs, hes so happy !! he builds a nice nest, and rolls around on his eggs, and just wonderfully happy, and thinking how nice it is to be all nice and warm, snuggling down on his eggs,
about that time .....his wife reaches over shaking him...FRANK !! WAKE UP !! YOU'VE POOPED THE BED !!

[bockhold]

:h ehe:

[fallendown]

Oh man....you gotta get out more President Mike