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Old 10-30-2009, 04:27 PM
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Interesting Investment Info!!

Stock Market info.


If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $000 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & then recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!!
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:37 PM
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hahahaha hope that counts for longnecks too......
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:55 PM
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haha that is good... i think i should look into the stock market...
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:58 PM
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good info to know
I know where my moneys going
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