Job Opening - Gynecologist's Assistant

[pegasus]

Job Opening - Gynecologist's Assistant



A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."

"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Brooks Alberta, which is about 550 miles from here."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

[wingnut]

rofl...not at the joke, but the cartoon in your sig...

[navydocsuperduty]

i love the cartoon also;-)

[Diesel Diva]

Funny. But eh hem, speaking from experience, they don't shave woman for those exams. Just sayin'! And the doctor's assistant is always female ... I think that's required by law or something.