how bad is the economy?? lol

[scotty2280]

THE
ECONOMY IS SO BAD!"

"HOW BAD IS
IT?"

The economy is so bad,
that...........................


I got a
pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I
ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature
golf.

If
the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call the
bank and ask if they meant "you" or "them".

Hot
Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than
GM.

McDonalds is now selling the 'Quarter
Ouncer'.

Parents in Beverly
Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught
sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker
hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on
anymore.

The Mafia is laying off
judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25
congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into
this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50
billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5
trillion
disappear.

[bockhold]

[RRonning1984]

Those good.

[Jake]

Those are good, especially the last one.

[dalton1]