Just Fred

[CHUCK]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
> he asks the biker his name.
>
> 'Fred,' he replies.
>
> 'Fred what?' the officer asks.
>
> 'Just Fred,' the man responds.
>
> The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
> break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
> presses him for the last name.
>
> The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.. The
> officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
> me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
>
>
> The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
> Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
> the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
> older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
> medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
> Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
> decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
> school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
> doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
> gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
> found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
> MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because
> of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'
>
>
> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
>

[choctaw]

[95dieselsmoke]

sucks to be fred.

[pegasus]

lol!!thats alsome im gonna use that

[ductit]

Thats funny right thar!!!!

[wriott]

nice one

[bockhold]

[CanuckF350]

Good one mate!!!!