Harley joke

[chvyrkr81]

ON A FARM LIVED A CHICKEN AND A HORSE WHO WHERE ALWAYS TOGETHER.

ONE DAY THE TWO WERE OUT IN THE PASTURE WHEN THE HORSE FELL IN A BOG AND BEGAN TO SINK. SCARED FOR HIS LIFE, THE HORSE TOLD THE CHICKEN TO GO GET THE FARMER. OFF THE CHICKEN RAN LOOKING FOR HELP, BUT REALIZED THE FARMER WAS GONE IN TOWN, PICKIN UP THE TRACTOR.

RUNNING AROUND, THE CHICKEN SEE'S THE FARMERS NEW HARLEY, AND FINDS THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION, HE GRABS A ROPE, AND SPEEDS OFF, HOPING HE STILL HAS TIME TO SAVE HIS FRIEND.

BACK AT THE BOG, THE HORSE IS SURPRISED TO SEE THE CHICKEN ARRIVE ON A SHINY NEW HARLEY. THE CHICKEN TIE ONE END OF THE ROPE TO THE BIKE, AND THROWS THE OTHER END TO THE HORSE.

THE HORSE MANAGES TO GET AHOLD OF THE ROPE, AND THE CHICKEN EASES THE POWERFUL BIKE FORWARD AND PULLS HIS FRIEND FREE.

HAPPY AND PROUD, THE CHICKEN RETURNS THE HARLEY TO THE HOUSE, AND THE FARMER IS NONE THE WISER.

THE TWO ANIMALS BECOME FAST FRIENDS, BEST BUDDIES.

A FEW WEEKS LATER, THE CHICKEN FALLS IN A MUD HOLE, AND STARTS TO DROWN. HE CRIES OUT FOR HIS FRIEND TO HELP. THE HORSE THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE AND WALKS OVER AND STRADLES THE PIT. SQUATING DOWN, HE TELLS THE CHICKEN TO GRAB HIS THING, AND HE WILL LIFT HIM FREE. THE CHICKEN GOT A GOOD GRIP, AND THE HORSE LIFTED HIM UP AND OUT.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

WHEN YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A HORSE, YOU DON'T NEED A HARLEY...

[arcticatman]

hahah this is a good one