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Old 10-05-2009, 06:06 PM
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"The wrong son died" (Walk Hard)

And check out that clip from Bruce Almighty where that anchorman loses his marbles (the "...nipples went to France" part)... never have I laughed so hard!
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Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the azz or the crotch?

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f**king khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

Bob had b!tch tits.
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:33 AM
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:49 AM
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last time I posted in this thread I got banned... my favorite movie quotes arent G rated mostly so I will keep them to myself... ROFLMAO
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:08 AM
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i was wondering why you was banned for a while but i chose not to ask.
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:38 AM
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rodslinger was my travel agent... which btw he is a horrible one... my vacation sucked... ROFLMAO.......

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Old 11-12-2009, 11:47 AM
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"As your attorney I advise you to drive really fast as the mouth full of acid you just took will take effect in approximately 30 minutes" fear and loathing in las vegas
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:34 PM
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Apparently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

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Doc: You may well be indeed...if your lucky

I guess the string was more than he could bear.

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Old 11-12-2009, 12:35 PM
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And I cant believe no one has posted this yet!

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