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Old 10-03-2009, 12:53 AM
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My favorite one of all time was already posted - Yippie-Cai-Aye Mother F***** !!!! - Die Hard
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:50 AM
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[Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet into the sewer drain] Merry Christmas! ****ter was full! - Christmas Vacation
Ah, one of the holiday classics.

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Old 10-03-2009, 09:19 AM
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right. He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank, he ain't no chicken no more." Stripes
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:03 PM
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Zoolander - If the whole movie were as funny as the first half hour, it would be number one on the list, hands down.

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Old 10-04-2009, 03:05 PM
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"PC lobe letter? What the f*ck does that mean?"

"Yeah, hiii. It's Bill Lumberg again. Uhh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start at the, uhh, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isn't a half day, or anything like that."
Office Space
Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - (softly) What's that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.

Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.
Grandma - Oh dear.
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:12 PM
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"why dont you make like a tree........ and get the fawk outta heere"
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:36 PM
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"PC lobe letter? What the f*ck does that mean?"

"Yeah, hiii. It's Bill Lumberg again. Uhh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start at the, uhh, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isn't a half day, or anything like that."
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Yes, but 15 pieces of flair is the minimum.... Great movie there
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:45 PM
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Yes, but 15 pieces of flair is the minimum.... Great movie there
You know what I think of your flair? F*ck your flair!
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"I like grapes" ........Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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