Favorite Movie Quotes

[5spdpowerstroke]

Originally Posted by george.ratliff

hah cant belive noone has said this yet


YIPPIE KAY YAY MOTHER F***ER

what movie is that from?

[TuRBoWHiNe]

Originally Posted by 5spdpowerstroke

what movie is that from?

Any of the Die Hards....

[KeepinItFord]

Originally Posted by carnival owner mikey

what would you do if you made a deal with the devil ? id crawfish an shoot that ol devil in his a$$. wat would you do bill? whose to say i havent allready done it Tombstone the best movie ever for quotes...

Tombstone, IS the best movie ever for quotes, theres so many.

[2006PSDSD]

Originally Posted by JakeLewis79

No, just funny.

"Grace? She died yeeeaaars ago."
"The blessing!"
"I pledge allegiance to the flag..." Christmas Vacation

To add some to her quotes:

"don't throw me down Clark", "is your house on fire"

Random ones
Clark- "she wrapped up her damn cat!"

Art- "the little lights aren't twinkling"

Eddy- "the house looks reeeal nice Clark, I hope you didn't do this just for us" (something to that effect)

Clark- "fixed the nule post!"

That's that greatest X-mas movie of all time IMHO, then "A Christmas Story"

[2006PSDSD]

"you little pumpkin haircutted freak"
"tick, tac, sir"

Dumb and Dumber

[Clay Henry]

1) Some people call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade

2)Yes ma'am. I need the police over here at the Wheatley house. (pause) I've killed somebody with a mower blade. (pause) Yes ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks. That second time just plumb near cut his head in two.

3)what the heck you doin with that lawn mower blade? I aim to kill you with it.

4)mustard and biskits once or twice a weak.


-Slingblade

[choupique108]

Behold the pale horse...the man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

"Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed.":

All from Tombstone... quite possibly the best modern western movie ever made

[monoloco]

"Do you know what just woke you up? It was me cutting your throat."
Jack Nicholson to Marlin Brando in Missouri Breaks

[CEEEJ]

dirt - "you're going tell me you don't have any black cats, no roman candles or screamin mimi's?"
indian -"no"
dirt - "oh come on man, you dont have no lady fingers, fuzz buddles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-do-das, crap-flappers?"

[choupique108]

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh.
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me

That ****'ll buff out.

A few more from Joe Dirt