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post #1 of 17 Old 08-18-2009, 07:15 AM Thread Starter
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Six Truths of Life



1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.











2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.



3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.



4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

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this is funny,but I saw another thread same thing months ago.

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crap dave delete it

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This is good.

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This is good.
hey women. sorry didnt text you back was busy with this wedding crap. Why am I whipped.

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what if you only have 1 tooth. are you still an idiot?

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Well being whipped isnt always a bad thing? Its all good i've got to get some stuff for the new house today. Its about done.

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well if you have one tooth and internet i suggest selling your pc and getting some bubba teeth or go to a dentist

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