ransom

[CHUCK]

Give till it hurts

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.



The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'



'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to 2 car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks,'On average, how much is everyone giving?'




















'About a gallon'

[Goose350]

Thats funny

[mudrunninpig]

[CHUCK]

bump to the top....its that funny

[dalton1]

[choctaw]

On my way to the gas station, BRB.........................

[95dieselsmoke]

I'm in on the donation, are they accepting diesel?

[blowinsmoke4life]

nice

[Justin M]

lmfao

[jallen3521]

BUMP up to the top