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post #1 of 15 Old 08-10-2009, 04:32 PM Thread Starter
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The official Obama joke thread.

I'll start it off.

What does Michelle Obama do after she shaves her pu$$y?

Dresses him and sends him to work

Thanks Eric

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Why doesn't Obama pray?

It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed

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I'll start it off.

What does Michelle Obama do after she shaves her pu$$y?

Dresses him and sends him to work

Thanks Eric
I didn't know the rules on that word

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I didn't know the rules on that word
I will let them slide for this one

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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?

Barack Obama.

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FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ...
And Obama was a tree.

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Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?

Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history

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