Spelling bee champ!

[2006PSDSD]

SPELLING BEE CHAMP:
>
> My name be Eboneesha Li Hernandez, an African Hispanic Asiatic-American
> Girl who just got an award for being the bess speler in class. I got 67%
> on the speling test and 30 points being black, 5 points for not bringin
> drugs into class, 5 points for not bringin guns into class, and 5 points
> for not getting pregnut during the cemester.
>
> It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude who sit nex to me is McGee
> from Ocala . He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on acount of he
> have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me
> to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberuls for suportin Afermative action. You
> be showin da way to true eqwallity.
>
> I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take
> over da healtcare in dis ****ry.
> Feeling the Change Yet?

[Dave]

Unfortunately true though

[03-blue-Powerstroke]

[Barchetta]

Hah, that was awesome!!!!

And so so true.



Bastards.

[fordmugg]

i should just shoot myself now

[Jarrod B]

[Nally7.3Powerstroke]

cant stand how true it is

[Ryan Rønning]

Everyone is talking about how true that is. At first I thought it was real! LOL