SPELLING BEE CHAMP:
> My name be Eboneesha Li Hernandez, an African Hispanic Asiatic-American
> Girl who just got an award for being the bess speler in class. I got 67%
> on the speling test and 30 points being black, 5 points for not bringin
> drugs into class, 5 points for not bringin guns into class, and 5 points
> for not getting pregnut during the cemester.
> It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude who sit nex to me is McGee
> from Ocala . He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on acount of he
> have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me
> to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberuls for suportin Afermative action. You
> be showin da way to true eqwallity.
> I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take
> over da healtcare in dis ****ry.
> Feeling the Change Yet?