Obama Joke - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 08:25 AM Thread Starter
FJuanfiddy mod


 
Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Trempealeau, WI
Posts: 31,835
Thanks: 132
Thanked 186 Times in 166 Posts
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 8 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via Yahoo to Dave
Obama Joke

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
In the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top
Of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to
Start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of
His problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
Examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave
It to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like
Bulls**t!'

The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low."

Email: Dave@powerstroke.org
2011 F150 Ecoboost Crew cab lariat. Custom tunes from KEM and 5Star, and Unleashed
2012 F150 Crew Cab Ecoboost stock for now-Totaled March 12 2015
2006 F250 ECSB Lariat 4x4

Leveling kit, 315/70/17 Kelly TSRs on Method race wheels
ARP studs and OEM gaskets done by Renegade Diesel
ECM and Atlas 40 FICM tuned by Bill at PHP SCT tunes by Truck Source Diesel. Gearhead, Innovative, Wildman and Tyrant diesel
Flowmaster/MBRP Hybrid Exhaust
Edge Insight CTS
Coolant filter
Bulletproof diesel FICM EGR Delete, Oil Cooler and Water Pump, and Light bar.
Dually LED lights from Stealth Automotive/Xpedition Outfitters
No Limit Fab 6.0 Cold Air Intake
http://www.bulletproofdiesel.com/default.asp
http://nolimitfabrication.com/
Dave is offline  
post #2 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 08:33 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
symbols's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pasadena, TX
Posts: 6,505
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
That's actually a true story

Jason

"Using a thug's murderous rampage to call for gun control is like using Barack's reckless spending to call for higher taxes."

--Michael Berry, American philosophizer & Talk Radio Czar, 1970-?
symbols is offline  
post #3 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 08:41 AM
Premium Member

 
Goose350's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 13,271
Thanks: 0
Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 2 reviews
and his birthday was yesterday................... same day as my girlfriends

The Mullet Mod
Stock 2005 F-350 4x4
*Afe Intake
*4" TB Exhaust
*Scangauge
*SCT
*Bulletproof Diesel oil bypass
*Bulletproof Diesel water pump
*Tuned FICM
Goose350 is offline  
post #4 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 08:50 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
Barchetta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Longwood, FL
Posts: 3,323
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Barchetta
That was awesome!!!!

Mark


2008 F-250 Lariat CC 4x4 AKA: Jolene
Dual Alternators (from the factory)
5% Tint All Around
High Idle Mod
Line-X
Roll-N-Lock
Clifford 50.5x

Barchetta is offline  
post #5 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 09:35 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
Gator0175's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 865
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
That's amazing

John
2006 F-350

A work in progress..
Gator0175 is offline  
post #6 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 07:50 PM
Shade tree mechanic


 
95dieselsmoke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Lake Tapps, Wa.
Posts: 8,298
Thanks: 2
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
excellent

987654321

MATT

Now featuring a 6.4 fat bottum 6 speed
95 f250--238k and counting
RDS stage I's-TW live tuned-Dana 60 swap-9" lift/40x13.5x20 ProComps-ZF5 swap/short throw/South Bend CON OFE-Iron Bull front-AFE CAI-SD innercooler-Fab Tech traction bars-MBRP DP/6" black miters-Autometer boost/pyro

"If you dont have ambition and big dreams, you end up working hard for someone who does"
95dieselsmoke is offline  
post #7 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 09:07 PM
Compression Ignition Addict
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 307
Thanks: 2
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Obama Joke

Only one quart????
MountainMan is offline  
post #8 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 09:33 PM
Tennessee Powerstrokes

 
GoFastPadre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Lebanon TN
Posts: 2,830
Thanks: 0
Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
In the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top
Of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to
Start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of
His problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
Examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave
It to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like
Bulls**t!'

The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low."
\
:h ehe:

tennesseepowerstrokes@gmail.com To reach GoFastPadre Tennessee Powerstrokes Official Chapter Area





GoFastPadre is offline  
post #9 of 9 Old 08-05-2009, 09:55 PM
Mob boss

 
Jarrod B's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Austin Texas
Posts: 26,951
Thanks: 25
Thanked 27 Times in 25 Posts
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 148 Post(s)
Feedback Score: 1 reviews

2006 Ford F250 CCSB FX4 6.0

Sold
1997 F350 CCLB 2WD 7.3
1999 F350 CCLB 4WD 7.3
2003 F350 CCLB FX4 6.0





LSP Chapter Director

LSP Group Threads
http://www.powerstroke.org/forum/lon...-powerstrokes/
Jarrod B is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome