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Old 08-05-2009, 08:25 AM
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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
In the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top
Of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to
Start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of
His problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
Examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave
It to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like
Bulls**t!'

The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low."
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:33 AM
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That's actually a true story
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:41 AM
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and his birthday was yesterday................... same day as my girlfriends
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:50 AM
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That was awesome!!!!
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:35 AM
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That's amazing
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:50 PM
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:07 PM
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Obama Joke

Only one quart????
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:33 PM
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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
In the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top
Of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to
Start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of
His problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
Examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave
It to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like
Bulls**t!'

The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low."
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:h ehe:
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:55 PM
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