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Old 08-02-2009, 07:30 AM
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I was out with some friends last night. Well we were at a local bar. It was about 1000pm. When this chick that was about 5'4" and a buck nothing in weight. Came storming in walked up to this guy that was about 5'8" and 140. She gives him a heck of an elbow and then just knocks the **** out of him and says you ain't at work you lying **** **** you **** liar. Then she stormed the heck out of the bar.


The guy had no clue what the heck happened. He was dazed for enough time for her to get back to the parking lot and leave. I mean when she hit him you just heard this Crack!. It was louder then the band playing. I was like damn! You got knocked the F out.
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Old 08-02-2009, 07:32 AM
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Old 08-02-2009, 07:34 AM
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thats great
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Old 08-02-2009, 07:34 AM
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Well i guess we know who wore the pants in that relationship
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Old 08-02-2009, 07:37 AM
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Now I know why he has to lie and say he is at work!
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The guy also has a couple man fouls.

1. He was drinking Corona in the USA.
2. When he got hit he dropped his beer.

I made the comment " I am glad my ex ain't like that."
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Old 08-02-2009, 08:10 AM
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thats a good one was she good looking?
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Old 08-02-2009, 09:24 AM
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thats a good one was she good looking?
She came in and left so quick all I could see was her height and weight. I didn't get a good look at her.

I would have to say she maybe was a 7-8. But that might have been the way she was. I mean to me a girl that is poed is hot.
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:57 PM
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damn, I need to come to willis
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