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Old 08-01-2009, 10:42 PM
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Chevy Q&A

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords

Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To push his Chevy into the shop

Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.

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Old 08-01-2009, 10:48 PM
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Old 08-02-2009, 01:47 AM
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One of my sons drives a Doodiemax. Bet he'll like these. Can't help but believe these were originally "ford" jokes and someone changed the names.
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Holy Hell thats funny.
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One of my sons drives a Doodiemax. Bet he'll like these. Can't help but believe these were originally "ford" jokes and someone changed the names.
Or 6.0 jokes. Still funny though.
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Old 08-11-2009, 07:28 PM
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