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post #1 of 6 Old 07-31-2009, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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85th Birthday

Two old guys were chatting.

The first old guy says to the second old guy, "My 85th birthday was
yesterday and the wife gave me an SUV."

The second old guy responded, "Wow! That's amazing! Imagine, an
SUV! What a GREAT gift!"

The first old guy says, "Yep! Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

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LMAO!!

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post #3 of 6 Old 08-01-2009, 02:49 PM
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That's not funny! I'd love to have all three!

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post #5 of 6 Old 08-11-2009, 07:23 PM
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I thought the punch line would be something about a hummer!

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